I ate the whole bottle of Augmentin (over the course of a week, spread out to about one every eight hours) but… I’m still sick. I guess it either a) isn’t bacterial or b) is a specially bread super bacteria that is immune to normal anti-biotics. I’m pulling for the latter as it would be cool to be the cause of the world’s demise. I really don’t want to go to the doctor again but, if I’m still not feeling well I’ll probably have to.

Boo infections.