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Is it just me or is Ty going insane?

Just the transcripts of a press conference with Ty Willingham (Huskies head coach). And I’m starting think he’s going crazy!

Funny excerpts (questions in bold):

(Is the secondary one area you can exploit?) “They’re too good in the secondary. … The positive is, you can’t play the game on paper. That’s the positive. They got to line up and play. We got to line up and play. And when you do that, no one knows what’s going to happen. That sun coming off that west, southwest corner, they can not be familiar with that as it comes off our stadium. That could make a difference. The adjustments they have to make. Playing in this stadium as opposed to playing at home. I don’t know where they are sleeping at, the bed may be a little lumpy down there. (laughs in audience) I don’t know. If our hotels in town recognize that they have them, make the beds lumpy. (more laughs) All those things. You got to play the game. That’s what you do. That’s what so much fun about athletics, about football. You got to play the game.

Great so we’re counting on Lumpy beds for a win…

(You seem more loose this week.) “No. I’m not any more loose than i am most days. I’m usually pretty intense about what I do. You see it in different forms. That’s all. The focus is still the same. Win the next ball game. Oklahoma is next. We got to do our best job. Put our guys in the right positions as coaches and win that game.

(It was meant as a compliment.) “Ok. Thank you. I’ll take it.”

So, I’m not the only one who thinks he is crazy this week.

Bottom, line is we need the stars to align for a win this weekend and even Willingham is saying that. I think its possible and it would definitely be amazing but, I wouldn’t bet on it. In any case, it should be a nice day for some live college football.

Weekend Shenanigans

Maybe it is too late to make a post about last weekend. I think not. It was kind of a crazy one because Malcolm and Adam came up but, it started off very mellow. On Friday, I made Kendall a nice dinner (Meetballs in Noodles with Vodka Sauce), it was pretty good. When I cook I usually just throw a little of everything in there so it was very cheesy and delicious. After dinner I headed up to the KA house and hung out with the boys. Kendall stayed back to play some Wii and while I was gone she cleaned my room and folded my laundry. I came back and was like, holy crap. It’s clean. For the first time since I moved in, it’s clean! That definitely made my evening!

Saturday, I woke up and cooked Kendall breakfast. I went to Trader Joe’s and got some blueberries, bananas and chocolate chips. I made banana chocolate chip pancakes and homemade blueberry syrup. It was pretty delicious and chocolatey (and most definitely very bad for you.) Kendall had to go to work and a while after she left, I went downtown to pick Malcolm up at the bus stop (long story). We chilled for a bit before my Kegger started. People started showing up around 7 or 8. There were a lot of people. Probably 30 throughout the night. There was a couple of games of Kings, plenty of drinking, some nice snacks and a couple of keg stands. There are pictures on my camera (I didn’t take them, but they’re there) that I need to sort through and upload.

By around 1:00am, everone had left so I went to bed. When I woke up in the morning, Adam, Malcolm, Tyler (Adam’s friend) and Angel were all crashed over at my house. They’d had a pretty crazy night ravaging the U-District with doorbell ditching, climbing buildings, peeing on (and in) random things and being A-class douchebags :) I made pancakes for everyone and then made them clean up a bit. Then I decided to go to Northgate. Before we went however Adam and Malcolm finished off most of my half empty bottles of liquor. By the time we left they were both about 7 drinks deep which made for a very entertaining trip to Target. They also rode in the back of my truck (Tyler and I were up front, they were in the back).

Well, it started to rain a little on the way there. And they were kinda being assholes (like usual) so Tyler and I decided to give them a little excitement. Let’s just say we took the long way home:


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A total of 29.1 mi (the trip is normally 3.1 miles.) We managed to hit 3 bridges (520, 90, and University Bridge) and we managed to get Adam and Malcolm completely soaking wet. They handed us cell phones, and eventually all of their clothes save for their boxer shorts through the car windows because everything was so amazingly wet. I’ve got a few cellphone pictures I’ll post pretty soon and link from here of them in the back of the truck.

A waste of gas? Yes. Worth it. Probably not. Worth it to me? Sure… and that is all that matters.

When we came back, while Malcolm was showering (to clean / warm up) Adam poured a bucket of nasty beer water w/ baking powder, soy sauce etc in it over his head. I got it on video but, there is nudity so no internets for it. Funny none-the-less. Sunday night I went and saw tropic thunder with Malcolm and Shea. Afterwards we went to Earls for dinner and a couple of drinks (half tab was too busy) and went to bed shortly thereafter.

Adam and Malcolm stayed until Monday and then drove home while I was at work. It was a weekend for the history books for sure.

Great pic

Hey kids, please take off your shoes before climbing into pikachu’s vagina.